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Ulrich Parody
Ulrich Reminds Me
Never made it as a skinny man
I couldn't cut it as a fat man stealin'
Tired of livin' like a chubby man
I'm sick of sight without a sense of eatin
And this is how Ulrich reminds me
Ulrich reminds me
Of how fat you can get
Ulrich reminds me
Of how fat you can get
It's not like me to stay hungry
I wish I ate that unwrapped reesie'
This time I'm mistaken
grew fater for taking, something worth eatin'
I've been fat, I've been fater
Been to the bottom of every soda
These five words on my mind
Scream "Are you done eatin yet?"
Yet?, Yet?, Yet?, no no
It's not like I didn't know that
I said I love you and I swear I'll still eat you
It must have been so bad
Cause eatin' you must have damn near killed you
Ulrich reminds me
Of how fat you can get
Ulrich reminds me
Of how fat you can get
It's not like me to stay hungry
I wish I ate that unwrapped reesie
This time I'm mistaken
grew fater for taking, something worth eatin'
I've been fat, I've been fater
Been to the bottom of every soda
These five words on my mind
Scream "Are you done eatin yet?"
Yet?, Yet?, Yet?, no no
Never made it as a skinny man
I couldn't cut it as a fat man stealin'
And this is how Ulrich reminds me
This is how Ulrich reminds me
Ulrich reminds me
Of how fat you can get
Ulrich reminds me
Of how fat you can get
It's not like me to stay hungry
I wish I ate that unwrapped reesie
This time I'm mistaken
grew fater for taking, something worth eatin'
I've been fat, I've been fater
Been to the bottom of every soda
These five words on my mind
Scream "Are you done eatin yet?"
Yet?, Yet?, Yet?, no no